April 2012
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Daft Punk is playing at my house, my house.
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March 2012
invisibleelephant asked: that/those anon(s) are getting really amusing. i feel like taking a pack of popcorn and laughing over the posts. i hope you feel the same or else this message will feel very very awkward.
Anonymous asked: stupid alcoholic cunt.
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And you know that you can trust her For she’s touched your perfect body with her mind
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ifellowedsleep replied to your post: mothsinamoshpit replied to your post:…
Is this what higher drinking age does to people?
if you mean making CLASSIER decisions, then yes. Maybe.
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[[MORE]]I’m prettier this way
in the dark
drinking
by myself.
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ifellowedsleep replied to your post: ifellowedsleep replied to your post: Vodka, when…
Haha I just think it tastes of petrol. Mind you, most orange juice here is really shitty, and especially in bars for some reason.
Screwdrivers at bars I’m assuming would be way to stiff. I don’t like the taste of vodka enough to try it. I’m so boring at bars: jack and coke, gin and...
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mothsinamoshpit replied to your post: mothsinamoshpit replied to your post: Vodka, when…
i get a bunch of friends together. we all soak tampons in vodka then stick them up our butts and/or vaginae, pass oout, get hospitalized, become an urban myth, featured on oprah, fictionalized in alarmist YA novels, etc
don’t threaten me with a good time…
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crabshire1901 replied to your post: thetreesweremistaken replied to your post: Vodka,…
Sunny D. So sugary it negates almost all.
Sunny D and vodka reminds me of Motel 6’s and scratchy sheets. I said “aren’t I at least worth Simply Orange?”
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thetreesweremistaken replied to your post: Vodka, when paired with its unassuming partner,…
SCREWDRIVERS FOR ALL!
tall-kingdom replied to your post: Vodka, when paired with its unassuming partner,…
Or orangeade. The fizziness of the soft drink distracts from the vodka-ness of the vodka.
one for all, and one for everyone! which is me. oh god. this happened rather quickly.
and...
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ifellowedsleep replied to your post: Vodka, when paired with its unassuming partner,…
Urgh, me and screwdrivers are not friends.
when paired with quality orange juice?! no amount of vodka can stand up to its tangy deliciousness.
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mothsinamoshpit replied to your post: Vodka, when paired with its unassuming partner,…
i want to organize a vodka tampon party
what…what does this entail please elaborate
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Vodka, when paired with its unassuming partner, orange juice, is rather tolerable.
Matt and I found the most wonderful record store today on 7th street. Such a hole in the wall, but their prices were to DIE for. The lonely employee even complimented us on our Bob Dylan purchase. We left giddy and giggling like schoolchildren. T’was wonderful.
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And the more I drink the more I feel it. That’s why I drink too. I try to find...
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
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[[MORE]]I’m so unbelievably aggravated right now, I just want to get drunk.
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not need to have,
but need to want.
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Couldn't be further from zee truf.
menoftheworkbench:
My gurlfran thinks I hate her…why gurlfran why?
because you’re not HERE. baby, come over! I need entertaining!